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Monday, 6 June 2011

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Soon To Be Renamed 'Royal' Hollywood!

It seems that the younger British Royals can't get enough of Hollywood's finest! Following the revelation that Princess Beatrice (the one in the funny hat) longs to star opposite Robert Pattinson in a Twilight movie, we can now reveal that Princess Eugenie (the other one in a funny hat) prefers Taylor Lautner over Robert Pattinson.

It seems that Lautner makes Princess Eugenie want to do the Ram-A-Lam-A-Ding-Dong! almost all of the time.

UK sources have informed SEN that the young Princess thinks that Taylor Lautner is 'buff!' (Whatever that means.) and that she has recorded each episode of the Twilight saga on her Sky+ (Whatever that is.) box, and that she watches re-runs all the time, and gets to being all unnecessary every time Lautner pops up on the screen.

Hollywood insiders are thought to be devising an invitation package for the Princesses to appear as guest stars in a Twilight movie, although at this point nobody seems quite sure how to work such a scenario into the franchise. But as one insider revealed:

"Hey! This is Hollywood! We'll work sump'n out!"

It surely seems that Sarah Ferguson's long standing love affair with the United States and Hollywood has become a family tradition, and one that her two fine, upstanding, hat wearing daughters are only too happy to cultivate.

Not everybody greeted the news with unbridled enthusiasm. A Hollywood cameraman told SEN:

"I don't mind 'em coming. Just as long as I don't have to film 'em. I don't know if I could stand holding those two in close up for too long. Jeeze - them gals took a helluva whuppin' with the ugly stick."

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