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Sunday, 5 June 2011

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Fascinating. Yesterday In Malibu.

Pippa Middleton may well have wowed the Royal Wedding TV audience with her delectable rumpage, but it seems that she's slowly fading out of the limelight, being slowly but surely outplayed in the fascination stakes by Blake Lively and Bar Rafaeli.

What isn't so widely known is that Blake Lively - subject of a recent nude photo storm, has been romantically linked with movie star Leo DiCaprio - last seen slipping 'neath the waves in Titanic, and soon to be brought back to life in 3D.

As has...

Israeli model, Bar Rafaeli has also been linked with Leo, whereas Pippa Midddleton hasn't - at least not yet.

It's a curious situation, and one which has left British Royal watchers and Israeli fans of Rafaeli up in arms, as their heroines are overtaken in the fascination stakes by the Gossip Girl actress.

Moreso Pippa, than Bar, who apparently looks 'real neat' in a skimpy bikini.

A spokesman from Clarence House today vehemently denied that the Lively/Rafaeli/DiCaprio riddle was of any concern to Prince Harry, although insiders say that he was a tad 'put out' to discover that Pippa's bottom is no longer as fascinating as the tangled love life of the Titanic Gangs Of New York thespian.

"The Prince still thinks that his sister in-law still has a very pert bottom, and that she should take no notice of whatever goes on in Malibu," the spokesman said.

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