Jordan, aka Katie Price, has already marketed her own clothing brand but the 'Sex-Goddess' (her own assessment) is to go one further by launching Jordan Sex Toys.
She told this reporter, "Well, since everyone's already seen me in action on most good porn sites, I fought (sic) that I'd share my sexiness even more."
Flagship toy is to be the Jordan Drill, a diesel-powered Dildo with multiple attachments. "Leccy ones just don't give you the power," she enthused. "I asked BMW to come up with somefing more powerful and they suggested a Common rail direct fuel injected model, pumping (fnur fnur) out up to 1,800 bar/26,000 psi."
Katie has also been busy shaving her minge. "It's for my Jordan Doll. Real latex, but even more real hair. That growler smells just like my own."
Also included in the range are a series of Sybian Fucking Machines, the largest of which, 'The Jordan Stretcher', is likely to retail for just under £2000. "I tried it myself," says the Plastic Slapper, "but to be honest it didn't even touch the sides for me."
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