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Sunday, 5 June 2011

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This week the world's tallest man, at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in) has saved two dolphins by using his long arms to reach into their stomachs and pull out dangerous plastic shards.

Mongolian herdsman Bao Xishun was called in after the dolphins swallowed plastic used around their pool at an aquarium in Fushun, north-east China.

Attempts to use instruments failed as the dolphins contracted their stomachs. So Mr. Zishun was called in. He extended his 1.06m-long arm into the mammals' stomachs.

This feat has not gone un-noticed by the ever-hungry Porn industry.

"We're always on the lookout for new ways to titillate our viewers," Japanese porn director Gaiping Twatt told us. "We're not so much interested in his face or penis, but the options for extreme fisting are just fantastic."

Bao Xishun has already done some screen tests and, apart from hospitalising a number of well-ridden stars, also performed the very first tonsillectomy for one woman who had suddenly been taken ill. "I just pushed my hand in, and carried on till I felt her tonsils between my fingers," said Bao. "Then I pulled them out through her vagina."

Footage of the sex act/operation is now available on Pornhub, Redtube, Tube8 and the BBC's new online sevice iPorn.

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