Following her astounding success as the most attractive hanger-on of the Royal Family, Miss Pippa Middle-tiny-bottom has been announced as the hottest new talent on the TV hosting scene for experimental series Groping in the Dark.
Following in the footsteps of moderate failure Dating in the Dark, this new show will cut straight to the fondaling of various teenage men and women in a blacked out room which TV cameras look on.
One of the biggest perks for the contestants on the new show is that Pippa Middle-tight-bottom may even make an appearance herself in the darkened rooms and treat the boys and girls to a little extra, with them winning a family size bar of Milkybar if they guess that its her before the lights come on.
Other than that there is no real prize, except the chance to touch up a complete stranger; which has got to be better than the X-Factor.
Executive Producer for Dark Productions, Charlie Cole said "its a great idea. I don't need £2.5 million from a nutter music mogual, I can do it on my own..... innit"
The show is scheduled to start when hell freezes over on October 15th.