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Thursday, 2 June 2011

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Weiner's Re Erection Campaign Fund Raising Shrinking after Shortcomings Reveled!

Shock Jock Howard Stern was the last interview 'Weinergate' star Anthony Weiner had after hitting all the daytime shows yesterday as he continued to deny HE had not posted his pole on Twitter, while continuing to fan the flames admitting "it could have been mine!"

Stern, after showing him his collection of celebrity porn from past shows, got Weiner to admit that there WERE pictures of him in various states of undress, but they were part of a private collection that he only uses to entertain himself.

"Sometimes my right hand doesn't know what my LEFT is doing," said the menopausal liberal democrat known for tantrums in Congress and his addiction to face time anytime he sees a TV camera.

Weiner did not contradict Stern when he opined, "Well...we all know when you're in politics, your penis just has a mind of it's own, right Tony?"

Meanwhile Dem Fundraisers are steering clear of Weiner as funds pouring into the Congressman's office have shrunk to just a trickle, the kiss of death as Democratic National Committee (DNC) Chairperson Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (DWS) continues her quest in raising $1b (ONE BILLION DOLLARS) for Obama's 2012 Presidential run.

DWS was quoted as saying "Tony has a small problem he's got to deal with if he wants the support of the DNC in the upcoming election. It's time to be a Mensch and own up to his shortcomings...it's fine to talk tough and carry a big stick, just not in your shorts on Twitter! Especially in an erection (sic) year!"

Republicans are having a field day with "Weinergate" with signs appearing all over NYC in Public transit busses, restrooms, coffee shops and Bagel Bakeries show casing Weiner's alleged package broadcasting:

'PLEASE HELP GET THIS WEINER RE ERECTED! TONY NEEDS ALL THE HELP HE CAN GET!

Meanwhile Weiner's new wife, a high ranking staffer for Hillary Clinton remains a recluse and unavailable for comment. Insiders have confirmed that Bill Clinton was one of Weiner's best men at the wedding and then added, "Well....somebody had to consummate the marriage!"

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