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Tuesday, 31 May 2011

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Eric Nonce's list of smutty anagrams.

Buxom Welsh Footballer's 'wife' Imogen Thomas has denied that her name is an anagram of A Smooth Minge.

She has instructed top law firm, Shillings Pound and Pence to defend her 'good name'.

Top brass Nick Shilling has taken out a super injunction against Google's Anagram page (aka Nag A Ram), and demanded "Imogen's linguistic privacy be respected".

But crossword buffs are defying the ban and swopping smutty and highly cryptic messages.

The police have already made one arrest.

Eric Nonce of 6 Across, 3 Down, Dorking, Surrey was hauled out of his shed in front of his wife Ethel and pet tortoise.
The man has been confirmed as a Daily Telegraph reader.

Detective Inspector A Mason told reporters:

"We found a number of anagrams on the desk in his shed"

When we asked Mr Nonce what they meant he replied:

"I havn't got a clue".

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