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Monday, 30 May 2011

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Gwyneth Paltrow shown in the Glee dressing room of Matthew Morrison. (Photo taken by Jane Lynch).

LOS ANGELES - The Tinsel Town rumor mills have been working overtime.

Gwyneth Paltrow was to have gone on tour with Glee's Matthew Morrison as his opening act, but reports coming out of Hollywood are that those plans have now changed.

Taffeta Kixx with iRumors reported that due to the widespread rumors that Paltrow and Morrison have become more than simply co-stars on the show Glee have made Gwyneth very uncomfortable with her new found friendship with Morrison.

The star of the recent movie Country Strong has strongly denied the romantic risqué rumors about her alleged involvement with Matthew Morrison.

Paltrow did admit to Kixx that yes the stories about them having been seen holding hands while walking on The Santa Monica Pier are true, as are the rumors of the couple sharing a light-kiss while strolling barefoot and in swimsuits on Venice Beach.

But Paltrow had to put her foot down and state for the record that the rumors of her and Matthew caressing each others thighs while sitting in the parking lot of a Burgers-In-The-Round located in Calexico are simply not true.

Paltrow added that for one thing, she cannot eat hamburgers due to a tonsil affliction and two she has never in her life ever been to Calexico.

She wanted it known that yes she does like Matthew Morrison very much and that she enjoyed recording the two duets with him "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" and Eric Clapton's "Layla" but she was quick to add that he is like a next-door-neighbor to her.

When Paltrow was asked about the hickey that she reportedly got while her and Morrison were nuzzling in his dressing room she giggled and said that it was actually a mosquito bite that had gotten infected.

She then confided that the rumor of her and Matthew engaging in a bout of tonsil hockey was also false and she referred back to her tonsil affliction to verify the falseness of that particular claim.

Taffy Kixx will stay on top of the story for iRumors and bring you any further developments.

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