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Sunday, 29 May 2011

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Pippa Middleton has said that she is over being dumped by Ron Jeremy. (Photo courtesy of Chicharito).

CHICAGO - The two biggest interviewers in the nation are starting to carry on over which one will be the first to interview the world's most famous maid of honor, Pippa Middleton.

Pippa, the sister of Kate Middleton, aka The Duchess of Cambridge, has become one of the most sought after individuals in the entire world.

Tittle Tattle Tonight has reported that PipMiddy has already had babies named after her, schools named after her, a yacht belonging to a Dubai prince named after her, and the Pompous Pizza Parlor in Avocado Heights, California has even named a special pizza after her The Double Pepperoni Pippa Pizza.

And now according to 3T Pippa is causing talk show mavens Barbara "Baba" Walters and Oprah "The Big O" Winfrey to take out their claws and pull out all of the stops to land an interview with a woman whom ex-boyfriend Ron Jeremy referred to "Pippalicious" Middleton.

Pippa dated the infamous porn star but was dumped by him after dating for just one week because as Jeremy says she just became too possessive and she actually asked him to marry her.

Barbara Walters has told Pippa's publicist that she should be the one who gets to interview her because she is older than Oprah and she has been in the interviewing business much longer than the black gal from Chicago has.

Meanwhile Oprah Winfrey fired back saying that she needs to be the one to interview her because Pippa would probably not be able to understand Barbara's very pronounced lisp.

She added that Walters being a white cracker and all would really make it very hard for Middleton to identify with her particular class.

Tittle Tattle Tonight will stay with the story and bring you any further details as they become available.

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