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Saturday, 28 May 2011

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This player will NOT be the one appearing on Dr. Phil

It has been reported that a Man. U. player has agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of Dr. Phil but has asked not to be named. He has also requested to appear in silhouette and have his voice disguised.

The title of the show will be 'Infidelity and other small mistakes made by husbands' (subtitled: How to avoid them - don't get married).

The show itself is expected to watched by millions world-wide as other guests include, Tiger Woods, John Terry, Bill Clinton, Rod Stewart, Lady Godiva's next-door neighbour and her cousin Thomas.

Other names have not yet been released but rumour has it that the guests will include, The Jolly Green Giant, Barney the Purple Dinosaur, Dame Edna Everage and Captain Pugwash.

If you would like to be a guest or an audience member, please contact Dr. Phil's producers.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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