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Friday, 27 May 2011

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Angelina Jolie is apparently letting the six kids stress her out beyond belief. (Photo taken by Carla Bruni-Sarkozy).

PROVENCE, France - Brad Pitt has admitted to Gigi de Maupassant with France's Le News Agency that there are definite signs of strain beginning to show in his and Angie's relationship.

Pitt said that he can tell that the six kids are really affecting Jolie and causing her a tremendous amount of stress.

He told Miss de Maupassant that one day last week when she went to the grocery store the six kids got her so upset in the pastry section that she left the shopping cart and stormed out of the store.

When she got to her SUV she noticed that she had left two of the six kids in the store. She quickly ran back inside and retrieved two-year-old twins Knox Leon (Kabob) and Vivienne Marcheline (Sushi).

While she was in the store seven-year-old Pax Thien (Lax) had taken a red Sharpie pen and drawn six strawberries on four-year-old Shiloh Nouvel (Diamond's) neck.

A shopper who was in the next car said that he noticed that Angie was just sitting in the driver's seat looking straight ahead, expressionless, and eating a bag of family sized Cheetos all by herself.

One of the older kids nine-year-old Maddox Chivan (Chivalrous) was in the back of the SUV and he had grabbed five-year-old Zahara Marley (Desert) by the neck and was hollering out for someone to count to 3.

Jolie appeared oblivious to the whole thing and the shopper, who had heard what was going on hollered out 1, 2, 3!

Maddox Chivan immediately let go of Zahara Marley who fell down to the carpeted floor.

A security guard arrived and told Jolie that he would talk to the store manager and see about having someone drive her and the kids home.

Brad said that when Jolie got home she immediately started yelling at him and saying that it was all his fault because instead of running off to New Orleans and making his damn movie, he should have been home helping her to discipline the kids.

Jolie started crying and yelled out that George Clooney was freakin right when he called their kids a pack of brats.

Pitt said that he is growing tired of all of the needless stress that Angie is putting herself and him through.

He confided to Miss de Maupassant that he is fed up with her out-of-control demeanor and that he may end up hitting the road and leaving.

France's Le News will keep you informed with the ongoing Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie stress situation.

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