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Monday, 23 May 2011

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Bondaged Britney and Rihanna handcuffed had a fast-track orgasm on stage!

Nothing shocks anybody anymore especially after "Bondaged Britney Spears" and "Raunchy Rihanna" got locked together in their chains and sent the crowd into a hot frenzy after doing a bit of S & M on stage at the Billboard Awards.

Even Lady Gaga was upstaged by Britney's double act with Rihanna and Grandma Madonna also ended up stroking her moist "pussy" after the red hot show.

After the performance Britney admitted not to being a lesbian, but did admit to enjoying a lick or two instead of "blowing it" like she always used to do. "Variety is the spice of life and after all of the traumatic things that have happened in my life having a soft pussy around to stroke is cool!" She said.

Rihanna also admitted that enjoying a bit of bondage with Britney is certainly different to constantly "shaking her bootie" to her boyfriend and will certainly in the future be "chaining up" with Britney more often.

Raging Lady Gaga is determined to put on a show to upstage both of them; she will be appearing as Hannibal Lector's naked vampire partner sucking the blood out of his female victims before he eats them, of course it's all just showbiz U know?

The Rocky Horror Picture Show seems like the Teletubbies in comparison!

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