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Sunday, 22 May 2011

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Ladies, you can catch quite a few 'berries' if your cleavage is close to this size.

Louise Minchin (or Louise Mingeking as she is known by many) has been approached by many of the wives of the rich and famous, for fashion advice.

Many say they have often been approached - prior to interviews - regarding their mode of dress, especially when preparing for interviews on daytime TV.

Louise has recently unveiled a line of accessories which can be used in 'emergencies' to avoid any embarrassment during TV interviews or photo ops.

Accessories include a line of beautiful lacy camisoles whose 'front's reach up to the neck and cover all sizes of cleavages. They can be quickly 'added' to any outfit by pushing them under the hem of a dress or top (if wearing a two-piece outfit) and gently coaxing them upwards towards, and indeed past, the offending cleavage area.

It takes a little practise but this can be achieved in 5 seconds or less depending on the individual and whether or not she has assistance.

Louise is soon to unveil her 'stocking top' quick fix as well as her knickerless-in-a-haste quick fix garments which are small enough to carry in the tiniest of handbags, indeed, small enough to be carried in a cleavage.

Her new DVD, 'How to catch berries discretely in your cleavage' is set for release two weeks from now.

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