In the words of a cockney. 'Cor blimey guv. Wo' the 'ell is i'?'
An aphrodisiac fruit by any other name would still look like an 'arse'. This is a wedding gift they have received whilst on honeymoon.
Surely this is a joke. The rare fruit had to be issued with a special visa in order to travel with Will and Kate.
The Royal couple still cannot wipe the smiles off their faces and Kate giggles and snorts every time she looks at it. Tears run down her cheeks.
Whether or not the couple will 'eat' any of the fruit is not yet known.
Offers are flying in to buy it and most bidders say if they have the successful bid they will give the money to charity.
So far the highest bidder is Sir Elton John but he has not disclosed the name of the charity to which he would donate the cash.
The 'word out on the street' is that he's planning to keep it for himself.
Looking at a picture of the fruit (not Elton John) one can see the reason why.
More as we get it.