MANHATTAN - Donald Trump, the host of Celebrity Apprentice continues to strive to remain in the national spotlight.
He emailed the president and told him that he would now like to see his little black book.
Trump is still embarrassed as hell after he looked like a total and complete fool for insisting that either President Obama provide the nation with his birth certificate or else he was going to see about starting proceedings to have him impeached.
When the President showed the man with "The Hairdo From North Korea" his birth certificate Trump immediately said that it had been photoshopped.
After the worlds foremost expert on photoshopping Saxton S. Shimmerfaust, 53, was brought in and verified beyond a shadow of a doubt that the birth certificate had not been photoshopped Trump then said that the birth certificate could very well belong to another man named Barack Hussein Obama.
Shortly after Trump made that statement three United States marshals showed up at his office in the Trump Towers Building and told him that they had been instructed by the president to take him into custody.
Trump asked on what grounds. He was told on the grounds of wasting the president of the United States precious time with his friggin asinine, egomaniacal bullsh*t.
He asked if he could make a phone call to the president. The handcuffs were removed and he was allowed to call the president.
After a series of half a dozen, 'but I said I'm sorry Mr. President' the U.S. Marshals were instructed by President Obama to cancel his directive about arresting Mr. Trump.
They were told in no uncertain terms to give him the deluxe 'come to Jesus talk' and make him aware of the fact that if he ever dares to even think about uttering the words birth certificate again he will be arrested faster than he can say 'bad hair day.'
May 23 is National Taffy Day.