LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are that Charlie Sheen is one very upset dude.
He called up Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and expressed that he is fit to be tied, although not in the literal "Goddess" sense of the phrase.
Sheen asked that how dare that GOP punk Arnold Schwarzenegger knock him off the front page with his 'Hiding the Bratwurst" with the hired help story and subsequent love child scandal.
The former star of Two and A Half Men was seething as he said that he did not spend all of that time and hundreds and hundreds of dollars concocting up all of this "Tiger Blood Boy" and "Winning" bullshit to have some foreigner whose accent is so bad he makes Jackie Chan sound like a dashing and suave Warren Beatty just waltz in and steal his thunder (and lightning).
Sheen has stated that he is seriously thinking about talking to his attorney and seeing if he has a case against Schwarzenegger.
Meanwhile Charlie has told his good friend Sean Penn that he does not think that his replacement on Two and A Half Men, Ashton Kutcher will survive more than two weeks on the show.
He said that Angus T. Jones, who stars as his nephew Jake Harper, will make even Kutcher physically sick with some of the behind-the-scene things that he (Angus T.) does with his nose, his ears, and his groin region.
Meanwhile 3T is reporting that the word on the streets of Los Angeles is that there could possibly be several more little Arnold Schwarzenegger love child's and affairs floating around.
De Gallo stated that just like with Tiger Woods, once one woman comes forward, it merely only serves to open up the floodgates.
He said that one thing about the former California governor is that he had access to hundreds of more women than Tiger Woods even dreamed about. And it is no secret that Mr. Schwarzenegger is worth over $300 million.
Tittle Tattle Tonight will keep you posted on any and all further developments in what they are calling PeckernatorGate.