Muscle-bound McBain star Rainier Wolfcastle, for years thought to be a thinly-veiled parody of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted this morning that he is Arnold's love-child.
And, he's the first of many!
"I believe my father, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has at least 15-20 other children," said Wolfcastle, eating Bigeye & Bluefin Toro Tartar with Caviar at Nobu in Malibu with his wife, Maria, and daughter Greta. "It wouldn't surprise me."
Schwarzenegger, 64, admitted this week that his marriage to Maria Shriver --who, as niece to John, Robert, and Teddy Kennedy should have been prepared to deal with infidelity since Nursery School-- ended after he impregnated his housekeeper.
"He is a man-whore," said Wolfcastle, "Although I do look forward to working with him on 'McBain 11: McBain Meets Terminator's Grandfather'."