Wolverhampton woman, Sandra Bollock (a dyslexic who changed her name by deed poll in 2006) has reacted somewhat excitedly to the news that the California Governor doesn't mind 'playing away from home' occasionally.
Miss Bollock, 64, has long been a fan of the muscle bound Austrian hunk, and has pictures of him from the motion picture, Conan The Barbarian, in a state of semi-undress, plastered all over her bedroom wall.
Spinster, Miss Bollock said that she first became attracted to Arnie when she watched the movie Pumping Iron, and has been a devotee ever since.
Her obsession became compounded when she viewed the Terminator movies, and saw Arnie stark bollock naked crouched down in a parking lot. According to Miss Bollock, he looked far better naked than he ever did when he was dressed.
Even when he was dressed in black leather.
"I was thrilled when I found out that he'd cheated on his wife," Bollock said. "It means I'm still in with a shout. Been saving meself for him I have. I must say though, I wasn't keen on that bit in Terminator where his eye popped out. But I'll tell yer what - cyborg or no bloody cyborg, he can leave his dirty boxers under my bed anytime. Strong as he is, I'd pin the bugger down and no mistake!"
Mr Schwarzenegger was unavailable for comment, as he was busy having a bath.
More as we get it.