CHICAGO - The two top Sarah Palin impersonators in America, Tina Fey and Julianne Moore appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show and talked about how great each one's impersonation of "Snowflake" Palin is.
Fey said that hers is better simply because she has been doing it longer and she has actually gotten to the point where she feels that she has Palin down so perfect that even her female hormones are right on the money.
Oprah started laughing and told her that Miss Sarah told her personally that she does not like her impersonation of her and that she feels that it is degrading, demeaning, and highly insulting.
Fey rolled her eyes and told Oprah that she can tell the cookie cutter version of a wilderness woman that she can kiss a caribou's behind.
Moore then mentioned to Winfrey that her impersonation of old "Crosshairs" is so good that she received a phone call from Sarah's husband Todd telling her that he thinks that she does his wife better than his wife does his wife.
Oprah stood up and started clapping. The audience stood up and started clapping as well. The camera panned over to Fey who was sitting there with her tuna fish lips pooched out so far she actually resembled Flipper the famous television dolphin.
Fey stood up and told Julianne that no matter what, she felt that she still did a better Palin than she did. Moore replied that of course she did as she took in the applause.
Tina was so angry that she hollered out that Sarah unlike Julianne does not have hundreds of freckles. Julianne shot back by telling Tina that Sarah unlike her also does not have very pronounced traces of cellulite on both thighs as well as on her upper lip.
And with that Miss O jumped in and told the two girls to stop arguing and play nice.
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