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Tuesday, 17 May 2011

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A pet snake named 'Mambo' that was given to Vanessa Hudgens by Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars fame.

TARZANA - Twenty-two-year-old Vanessa Hudgens has seen and done a lot in her short celebrity career.

She recently sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of The iRumors News Agency at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Tarzana.

Right away Miss 2V, as Vodka Vermicelli is known, asked Hudgens about her ex-boyfriend Zac Efron and how he was spreading the word that he had broke up with her because she had been unfaithful.

Vanessa's eyes got the size of ping pong balls as she remarked that Zac was the one who cheated on her and it was with that raccoon-looking Taylor Momsen.

Vanny said that Zac and Taylor had been seen together playing footsie at a KFC in Redondo Beach. She further added that she had seen photos of Momsen grabbing Zac's crotch as the two were in Cucamonga playing miniature golf at The Munchkin Miniature Golf Course.

Hudgens also remarked that she has pictures of Zac with a yellow sharpie pen drawing smiley faces on Taylor's cleavage while she is nibbling on some Chicken McNuggets at a local Mickey D's in Tarzana.

Vodka told her that she was really impressed at the way she was able to document all of her facts. Hudgens said that she got that from her uncle Paxton "The Filing Cabinet" Glicklepowder, who worked for the CIA for 34 years.

Vermicelli then asked her about the rumor that she had been kissed by Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock. Vanessa turned red and admitted that it was true.

She said that she had been down in Austin, Texas visiting a friend who plays in Willie Nelson's back up band. And while at The Happy Heifer Bar & Grill she had run into Sandra Bullock, who lives nearby.

After the two got to talking and putting down some Lone Star Longnecks Sandra suddenly leaned over and kissed her. Vanessa said that although she was surprised, she was also thrilled and honored to be the recipient of a kiss from none other than the infamous "Kissing Bandit" herself Sandra Bullock.

Sandra took a napkin and kissed her lipsticked lips to it. She wrote on the napkin, To Vanessa, You sure do have a nice pair of kissable lips, Love, Sandra Bullock (AKA The Kissing Bandit).

Next Vanessa talked to 2V about her alleged lesbian romp with Kristen Stewart. She said that the rumor was that her and Kristen were spotted at Venice Beach in extremely skimpy swimsuits rubbing suntan lotion on each others backs, legs, arms, neck, and tushes, (butts).

Hudgens admitted that although the two were in fact rubbing suntan lotion on each other, the part about rubbing the suntan lotion on each other's asses was absolutely not true.

She asked why in the world would they rub suntan lotion on each others butts when they had bikini swimsuit bottoms on. Vanny giggled and said that it would have been a total waste of suntan lotion.

Vokda Vermicelli thanked her for her time and wished her well.

May is National Salsa Month, except of course in Arizona.

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