Ever since the Queen learned she may be a distant relative of Johnny Depp, the Palace is a changed place.
Decorum and tradition have gone out the window. "Ahoy, it's a new day," the Queen has announced to all who will listen.
The Royal Hairdresser was shocked when he was told to throw away his rollers, old-fashioned hairdryer, and traditional methods of hairstyling. "I want a nice, new, casual look," the Queen announced, adding, "you know, a Johnny Depp-type style, with a few long strands hanging down over my face."
Some of her subjects are appalled, but Her Majesty is adamant, saying firmly, "Ya gotta go with the flow."
Prince Philip is not impressed and asks, "How can she rule, when she can't even see, with all that hair hanging over her eyes?" Sarah Ferguson, formerly married to Prince Andrew, was more positive. She had three words of advice for her former mother-in-law: Go for it.
Given the fact that "The King's Speech" was a huge hit, Hollywood producers are already hard at work on a new movie, "The Queen's Hair." Brilliant!