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Sunday, 15 May 2011

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The series is expected to rake in three trillion dollars

New York - Dominique Strauss-Kahn planned to star on the American T.V. program 'locked up a broad', according to the show's producer Mr. Roadbay.

"He wanted to be locked up abroad, so he locked up a broad. Locked her up in his room with him actually. To make it look good, he pretended to flee the scene. Police fell for it, and our cameras are now taping Dominique in his holding cell. We are really going to milk this episode."

When asked if there was any chance that the show could turn into a continuing series, Mr. Roadbay indicated that was planned, all along.

In return for staring in the show, Dominique expects to become famous.

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