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Saturday, 14 May 2011

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Pipppa Has Dremes To Of Beene Invlonved In Th'e Eurovincion Show'er

Pipppa Middletonn is a grate faun of the Eurovition, show. She aha's always loved to of watche'd it, from childhood when she, she was a child in her childhood at home in Whitby where her Dad was, away flying'g the Hull to Ostend flying bort's and now, that she has been in the Royale Weeding where, she has become famous, thet.

Evere since, that Pieppa Middleton's was of been in the Royel, Weeding at the Cathedrel whare, she did of bene holdin the Prince'ce's Trayn behind, this is what has made her to think that she, would enjoy not only the show and watching it but also, to be in it like in the Royal Wedding she was in a part of it of last, month week.

Repourte's have of been reseevd by us that Pippa Middeltonn had been of told a friend calld Jamimer Fortinskew as of she wanting to help to orgundise a Erovition's Contester meybbes, th nexet onn which, woulde be nexet yearr's, that, on tele's.

Alls so we, have of heered off th' a Royerl EEqueary Equierre, Quiearrei or, Spekesm, Spekeer, Spiekesmanne how, they tolled Pipppa as how she is a starr of, and wud have, to dune wewll on any show as welle as there Royerl Weeding Shower so Pipppppa can luke, a bout foure worke in Euro of Eurovicion Son'g Contreaste.

Nowe her Dad's retriered off th's, Flyine Bo'rt's Ostend to Hull aftrer h'es, took ovre ther firm Pippppa, she doesan't haver to woprk a jobbe so, she is abel to do many's thinghs' suc as Partie Planer Planings,

So as she woulde of bene abel to do Eurovition's work easerly and, this is of what Pipppas' Dad's has of been thinkine for th'e nexte Eurovitione Conterste.

We luke forewrd to of been hearine more to of Pipppa Middltetons's next Eurovitinosne Sing'ers Contretse 201212.

(Mr Middleltonn has as of has th orignel Flyienge Bort'e what is of he flie'd in his orlde jobbe from Hulle to Orsten'd, it is of keep't in there feield wihte there hor'se has of a suvenrere)

I shule likke to of halve my ourne flocke of Javanees Geizscer Griurls, Geescher Gerls but:

Whart dremes do of you heve?

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