Rooters - In a surprising twist of events, related by a John, a stagehand at American Idol, a giant baby wearing nothing but a smile, fell onto the stage on top of Lady Gaga, knocking the fake mole off her face during rehearsals with Jamie who involuntarily began swearing.
"Goo Goo Gaga!", the baby was heard to say over and over. The baby was about 300 pounds, fat, and sported a cigar. Lady Gaga serenely asked the baby to lighten up a little bit, as the weight on top of her was constricting her breathing, shallow though it is.
It was later found that the baby was not a baby at all, but a "Gaga" chaser who had been trailing Lady Gaga for a week. He had climbed up in the rafters to pounce on on Lady Gaga.
The baby was later identified as Rush Limbaugh who attributed his strange behavior to an overdose of aspartame induced by watching American Idol and drinking the product it advertises in excess.