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Sunday, 15 May 2011

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Matthew Perry purchased double decker bus #52 during his first year on 'Friends.'

LOS ANGELES - Matthew Perry starred as Chandler Bing on the hit comedy Friends from 1994 to 2004.

And he admits that he got spoiled. He told Tequila Tallyho of The Left Coast Mirror Magazine that he immediately went out and bought a fancy sports car, a fancy SUV, a fancy yacht, and even a fancy English double decker bus.

Perry said that he was like a little kid who had been turned loose in a candy store, but without the chocolate smeared lips, the stomach ache, and thousands and thousands of calories.

And then when Friends got cancelled his whole world crumbled. He confessed to Miss Tallyho that he basically spent the entire run of the show living from paycheck to paycheck.

He pointed out that lucky for him he was able to borrow money from fellow cast members Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc, and David Schwimmer.

He said that Courtney Cox refused to lend him any money because she was afraid that he would not repay it. So as a result he immediately took her off his Christmas card list.

Perry said that Lisa Kudrow never returned his calls so he has no idea what the flaky blonde bitch's problem was.

He then was offered a script for a new show named Mr. Sunshine. And after finishing it, right away he called up his good friend Charlie "Winning Boy" Sheen and told him that he felt that it was going to be a big hit.

Sheen told Perry that he had seen a vision in his bowl of Cap'n Crunch Cereal that the show, Mr. Sunshine would be cancelled after two months.

Perry told Sheen where he could stick his bottles of Tiger Blood Boy Drink.

The network cancelled Mr. Sunshine, just as Charlie "Space Cadet" Sheen had predicted.

Matthew Perry went ballistic eating a 10-pound bag of M&Ms all by himself within four minutes.

He then ate eight (8) peanut butter and jelly sandwiches which he washed down with three quarts of Coors Light Beer.

Twenty four hours later, he woke up on top of his refrigerator wearing a pair of Spider Man boxer shorts and with an orange traffic cone on his head. It was then and there that Perry figured that it was time to check himself into The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.

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