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Saturday, 14 May 2011

image for Mel Gibson to marry the world's ugliest woman
A picture of Hedgeman overwhelmed by Gibson's marriage proposal.

The bright Los Angeles skyline beamed a special message Monday night for all to see, but intended for just one.

The illuminated banner of Aerial Advertising from a plane glowed shortly before 8 p.m. with the ultimate marriage proposal. Spelled out in white lights over black background, "Anna will you marry me? Was especially for Anna Hedgeman from boyfriend Mel Gibson.

The unique proposal was the end of a month of planning and scheming by Gibson who just finished getting out of a battered relationship with his Ukrainian girlfriend who falsely accused him of everything except tossing out the kitchen sink.

Hedgeman was in the dark until she saw her name lighting up the sky. "I was completely thrown off. I wasn't expecting it all," said Hedgeman, who said yes.

Gibson and Hedgeman, have been together for two weeks since they met at the Los Angeles Mission while Gibson was doing community service feeding the homeless. Gibson wanted to try something big when popping the big question.

Gibson said that his two week girlfriend had a better personality than the Ukrainian gold digger who ruined his career.

Hedgeman will be exchanging her old soiled underwear for a 25 thousand dollar, Lace-up Thong from Tiffney's in Beverly Hills.

Even though Hedgeman is old, can't have an orgasm, has a shrunken vagina which is dry, has sagging breast, and can't have children, she plans on satisfying Gibson with the purchase of a Japanese sex doll to keep him busy.

He came up with the idea for the proposal and worked with another director to piece together the plan.

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