Reports coming in today suggest that Brit wrinklies, Jeremy Clarkson or Piers Morgan could be 'Vampire Diaries' starlet Nina Dobrev's secret boyfriend, and VD co-star Ian Somerhalder is said to be 'gutted' by the revelation.
In a world where nobody really seems to know what's going on, insiders refused to discount the possibility that Nina Dobrev could feasibly be secretly dating either Jeremy Clarkson or Piers Morgan.
"It's possible," Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger revealed. "Old Top Gear chappie Clarkson's been linked with Jemima Khan recently, so I can't rule out the possibility that he could be getting jiggy with Nina Dobrev. Although I wouldn't personally want to see the intimate photographs. Morgan's a married man, but I wouldn't put it past him either. I've seen the way he looked at Cheryl Cole in that interview, and let me tell you quite clearly - to me it didn't seem paternal. I reckon he could be a bit of a 'lad' given the chance."
When confronted with these latest shocking revelations, Nina Dobrev's pool cleaner, Paco DeBensons became extremely agitated and scurried away in a white van, burning rubber as he went.
Insiders close to Nina's VD co-star Ian Somerhalder, insisted that Ian Somerhalder was gutted by the latest shock revelations, and quite frankly, found them hard to accept.
"How would you feel, having to live with the image of a wrinkly, pot-bellied Brit with beery breath and cigarette ash in his hair lowering his withered torso with extremely erotic intent on the love of your life?" one said. "Small wonder Ian's gutted."
SEN concedes that the insider does indeed appear to have a point.
More as we get it.