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Friday, 13 May 2011

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I See 'Em! I'm On It!

Plymouth UK born FHM Hot 100 chart topper Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been spotted riding a tandem around Hollywood with fellow FHM hottie, the actress Cameron Diaz.

According to X-Factor USA judge, Cheryl Cole. Providing the reports coming in from Hollywood are true.

Top 'biz' hack, Vin Credible announced that whilst having dinner in Hollywood's legendary Capo Di Tutti Capi restaurant at Sunset and Vine, he overheard Cheryl Cole - seated at the next table with Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul, say that she could have sworn that she'd seen Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Cameron Diaz riding a tandem along Hollywood Boulevard in the early hours of the morning.

"That's what she said," Credible stated. "I distinctly heard her say that she'd seen Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Cameron Diaz pedalling a tandem like crazy down the Boulevard, wearing skimpy hot pants and short tee-shirts, and that the pair of them were singing 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' from the movie 'Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid' at the top of their voices. That's what I heard anyway, and Cheryl Cole is usually a reliable source. Unless of course she was lip-synching and it was somebody else that said it."

Credible then went on to say that Cowell, Cole, and Paula Abdul collapsed in fits of laughter immediately following the statement.

Although why that should be is anybody's guess.

Cheryl Cole is still only 5'3" On a positive note, at least she wasn't wearing those awful purple trousers. Although her hair still seems to be the size of an Arkansas trailer.

More as we get it.

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