LOS ANGELES - Admitting that it was not a pretty sight to watch, the number one Lakers fan Jack Nicholson says that he is still having trouble sleeping after his boys in blue and gold were swept out of the NBA playoffs by the Dallas Mavericks.
Nicholson said that he did not travel to Dallas to watch game four because he had hurt his foot while he was planting some pansies in his backyard in the Hollywood Hills.
He did say that he watched the game on his 112-inch big screen TV, but ended up turning it off in the fourth quarter after he had thrown up for the seventh time.
Jack said that he was really ashamed at the cheap shots that Lamar Odom, aka Mr. Khloe Kardashian took on Dirk Nowitzki and the even cheaper shot that Andrew "The Ghetto Gook" Bynum took on little 4 foot 11 inch J.J. Barea.
Nicholson was quick to point out that had Bynum taken that kind of punk ass cheap shot on Rasheed Wallace, Wallace would have hit him so hard his great grandmother would have felt it.
Magic Johnson, who is part owner of the Lakers, has apologized to everyone including President Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, and talk show queen Oprah Winfrey, about the lousy unsportsmanlike conduct demonstrated by both Odom and Bynum who have since been traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers.
And it was Johnson's idea to show the Los Angeles Laker fans his appreciation for their year long support by putting on a free concert in the Staples Center by Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.
Bieber and Gomez who are an item will be performing together on stage in Los Angeles for the very first time. The opening act will be Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz.
The Los Angeles Lakers management has asked that Laker fans please leave all cigarette lighters, knives, guns, and illegal substances at home.