LONDON - It seems that lately every time Queen Elizabeth turns around she is having to deal with yet another royal controversial issue.
This time it concerns the Royal Wedding maid of honor Pippa Middleton the sister of Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge.
And word coming from within Buckingham Palace is that Queen Elizabeth is one royally pissed off lady.
The Duchess and the Duke of Cambridge have told everyone that they are not getting involved in this brouhaha of a royal mess because their main concern now is to focus on trying to have a royal baby.
It now appears that topless photos taken of Kate's younger sister five years ago have now surfaced, as those types of photos have a tendency of doing.
The pictures show a smiling and topless Pippa Middleton lying on a yacht just off the coast of the island of Ibiza in the Mediterranean Sea.
Ibiza is the romantic island where Eric Clapton supposedly wrote his rock classic "Layla." It is also the location where Richie Sambora first kissed Heather Locklear, and the island where Heidi Montag turned to her then-husband Spencer Pratt and uttered the now famous line, "I don't care what you say, I say that I need more plastic."
England's tabloid Ta Ta For Now News reported that the photos did not come from them. Ta Ta reporter Loretta Piffinshaw stated that the photos had been traced to the Italian news agency, The Daily Vino.
The Daily Vino denies that they took the photos and they are blaming France's Le News Agency. And they in turn point the finger at Australia's Kangaroo News Agency.
Meanwhile Emma McPiddlehilton with The Bees Knees News Agency has pointed out that it really does not matter who first took the photos and made them available for world-wide distribution.
She went on to say that the only concern now is that Pippa does not become traumatized by all of this.
English comedian Russell Brand reportedly giggled as he remarked to Piers Morgan that there is nothing in the world that will ever traumatize Pippa Middleton - not since she has been involved with the royal Ron Jeremy, the world's king of porn.
Ta Ta For Now News will stay with the story and see if anything else develops or lets make that comes up. Ah let's just say toodeloo.