Teen sensation Selena Gomez received an unexpected gift today when an adoring fan presented her with a custom built, gold plated pogo stick.
The demure Texan chica was apparently thrilled when an avid fan turned up at her Mulholland Drive residence in the Hollywood Hills and presented her with the gold plated pogo stick, gift wrapped and with an extravagant pink silk bow.
Fabulously excited, Selena invited the gift donor to the pool around the back of the house, and feverishly unwrapped her surprise present.
"She looked a little perplexed when she got all the wrapping paper off," gift giver Philip Marlowe explained. "She didn't seem none too sure quite what it was. Until I explained it all to her. You know, dude, how it works and all. That you stand on the footholds and then jump up and down some. She looked a little disconsternated by that, which was just about the time her daddy came out back waving a Glock 9 around and screaming at me to git the hell off of his property."
Although Philip's gesture appeared to have gone unappreciated by the Gomez family, he announced that he has no plans to stop presenting female celebrities with bizarre and unusual gifts.
"Currently I'm working on a platinum hula-hoop for Paula Abdul, in appreciation of her dance moves and all, and a stainless steel bicycle pump for Miley Cyrus in case her mountain bike ever gets a flat tire and Billy Ray's pump is busted or sump'n."
Which seems fair enough.
More as we get it.