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Thursday, 12 May 2011

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Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has a cameo role in the film "Less Is More." ( Photo by Dick Cheney).

LOS ANGELES - Jon Gosselin the Jon in the former reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8, recently filmed a cameo appearance on the highly rated cable show The Real Housewives of Intercourse Pennsylvania.

He sat down with iRumors Taffeta Kixx and talked about his life after Jon and Kate Plus 8. Kixx asked him if he missed being married to Kate Gosselin.

Jon leaned back in his chair and replied that he missed being married to Kate about as much as Star Jones misses being called "chubby or fatso."

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Last year Star Jones had her stomach, her duodenum, her uvula, and both of her tonsils stapled and she managed to lose a whopping 203 pounds.]

Kixx then asked about Jon's new movie with Heidi Montag. Jon perked up. She said that it was a tremendous thrill and a half working with Ms. Montag.

He said that she is so much fun especially after she puts away about three glasses of El Matador Tequila. Jon said that one time Heidi got so drunk that she showed him all of her tattoos even the one that is located right on her (blank).

Gosselin told Kixx that in the action filled sexually explicit spy drama he plays a Korean spy Kin Fin Chin, who is hired by an undercover Korean drug cartel kingpin to track down his ex-wife Zilla Manila, a former lap dancer from Norway.

Jon said that he learned a lot from the movies producer Bandini Borrapelli whose two most recent movies include Oopsies - The Ashlee Simpson Story, and Lady Labia - The Scourgess of The Carpathian Mountains.

Borrapelli stated that the movie will have its premier in Albuquerque, New Mexico on August 9th which is National Rice Pudding Day.

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