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Tuesday, 10 May 2011

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Social networking site, Twitter reportedly crashed again today. Insiders report that the sheer volume of Tweets about Royal Wedding starlet, Pippa Middleton caused the servers to overload, shutting the site down.

"It's ridiculous," one said. "And some of the tweets are so improbable, that they just make you laugh - but it seems like everybody's jumping on the bandwagon. That's what caused the system to crash."

Since the Royal Wedding, it seems that the international cyber community have been going absolutely crazy about Pippa Middleton, and have posted tweets suggesting that she is about to get engaged to a circus elephant, that she's bought herself a new mountain bike, that she fell off said mountain bike, that she's having breast enlargement surgery, that she's having a lesbian love affair with Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, that she's made porn movies, and that she wore false buttocks underneath her dress.

It's a deluge of demented fantasies which appear to have caused Twitter to crash again.

"Of course, it's all bollocks," a spokesman said.

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