PornValley - Porn icon Ron Jeremy has now gone on record as denying an erroneous report that he is dating Pippa Middleton.
"I wouldn't touch that piece of social climbing, party piece making Euro trash with my 10 foot pole."
Jeremy who was busy wrapping his latest flick, "Soccer Moms On The Bang Bus" says he has "much higher standards and tastes in females" and prefers "hotties" to "haughties".
"This Pippa broad looks like butter wouldn't melt, ya know? Of course, if she wants to try me on for size, she's welcome to come down to the studio any time and go for a ride."
Ron Jeremy aka "The Hedgehog" has been linked to hundreds of beautiful pornbabes. He believes Pippa herself is the one who planted the story in the tabloids because she is a "media whore" which he says "is the worst kind of whore in the entire world."
"I only date straight up whores, the chicks who are at least honest about their line of work."
Jeremy also stated that he has superior educational credentials to Mizz Middleton, holding a Master's Degree in Education and has "actually worked hard for a living, with the emphasis on hard. Very hard, long, sweaty. hours."
He also says that he has screwed some "fantastic Euro whores over the years" but Pippa is not in their league. "Unless she can wrap her legs around her neck and tie 'em in a bow, I'm really not impressed."