Real Madrid and Man United's ex super-star was observed at a tennis match in Madrid with his scorching, red-hot Russian girlfriend and she obviously turned him on so much he failed the "AXE" test.
Photos of Ronaldo looking like he'd just finished a footie game and forgot to shower were beamed around the world as he exited the stadium with sweaty armpits.
AXE deo products have contacted Ronaldo, they sponsor him, and asked him about the usage of their personal hygiene products and an eventual breach of contract. It was obvious to them he was using a competitive brand called R*x**a because their products would never allow their super-stars to sweat in public like Ronaldo did.
Ronaldo admitted to forgetting to use his AXE deo-spray because he had spent too much time putting on his make-up and was late for his date with his sizzling Russian beauty at the tennis courts and borrowed the other deo from his cleaning lady, she sweats too?
Ronald's girlfriend, Irina, got quite sweaty too after watching tennis hunk Nadal performing and rushed off to the bathroom to powder her "pussy".
Awaiting paparazzi got the soaked armpits of Ronaldo on camera but didn't stoop low enough to capture Irina's "pussy", what a shame!