Written by Steddyeddy

Print this

Monday, 9 May 2011

image for Jedward singing duo absolutely fuming
Jedward in darker mood over the Eurovision Song Contest

Their singing abilities aside, Irish pop duo Jedward are fuming about how the entire lead-up to their Eurovision Song Contest entry has turned into a complete farce for them.

Returning from a specialist clinic in Glasgow where they were having their trademark hair starched and welded in time for the event, the duo arrived at Glasgow Airport to immediately be surrounded and arrested by members of the SAS.

It appears that when they previously checked-in for their flight, the customer services representative thought that "Jihad" was coming to the airport and not "Jedward", and alerted the authorities.

Then, to add insult to injury, the British Performing Rights Society slapped the duo with an injunction for "imitating a singing duo without a licence".

The duo, real names Jed and Ward, are identical twins who were born five months apart to different parents, hence their strange singing voices.

They have already courted controversy with the public by not winning the X Factor, thus removing Simon Cowell's threat to leave the country if they had won the competition.

Make Steddyeddy's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 1?

7 3 1 9

Go to top