GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Lady Gaga performed before a sell-out crowd of 19,473 at The Cheddar Cheese Arena where afterwards she was presented with a 40 pound slab of cheddar cheese by the city's Chief of Police Valdespino "Mr. Glock 9" Laffkowski.
Lady G thanked Police Chief Laffkowski and asked him if there was anyway that he could tear up three parking tickets that she had gotten two weeks ago when she had last visited Green Bay, a city that she loves just as much as her hometown of New York City.
Chief Laffkowski asked her for the tickets and told her that he would take care of them.
Lady Gaga was then asked by a reporter for Cowbell Notes Music Magazine about her alleged feud with Christina Aguilera.
She shook her head and said that she had no idea what the hell ChrisAg's problem is. She then got a grin on her face and replied that she is probably all embarrassed as hell at having forgotten the words to the National Anthem at Super Bowl XLV.
And then the next week she almost fell off the stage at the Grammy Award Show.
Chipper Caruso of CN2M noted that Christina Aguilera had informed him that she did not appreciate the fact that Lady Gaga had stolen her look, her style, and even her smile.
Gaga asked who the hell the little bleached blonde thought she was effen Ma friggin Donna or who?
Lady Gaga said that Christina is just mad because Kathy Griffin, star of My Life On The D List told Jay Leno that ChrisAg's upper thighs look a little bit like the surface of the moon.
When Chipper Caruso reached Christina for a comment she said to be sure and tell Lady Gaga not to forget to pick up some Depends on the way from the concert hall to her hotel room.
She then added that she really hopes that Lady Gaga's labia minora rash heals up pretty quick so that she does not have to get a labia minora transplant.
Both women appear eager to continue on with their feud. And Cowbell Notes Music Magazine will keep you up-to-date with the developments of this musical feud.