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Thursday, 5 May 2011

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I wonder who's "blowing his trumpet?"

After all the pomp and ceremony died down after last weeks "royal do" Katie and Willy "got down" to serious royal business immediately.

It is tradition amongst the Royals that any female entering the clan must give their male partners "trumpet" a good old blow, this practice goes way back to Henry the VIIIth days and if the new female members didn't oblige, well we all know what happened to Henry's wives?

Willie's father, Prince Charles, once broke tradition by sucking Camilla's "pipes" before she entered the clan, but ever since she did enter she hasn't stopped blowing Charlie's "trumpet".

Princess Diana refused to blow Charlie's "trumpet" and the consequences are well known.

Katie and William enjoyed their first "royal blow job" on Britannia where many royals have been "piped" on board and Queen Elizabeth made sure they were not disturbed during the initial ceremony, she was too busy blowing Prince Philip on board.

The Royals always keep to their traditions and only when there is a divorce do they stop. Fergy was a perfect example; she only liked blowing bald Americans trumpets in the open and has been paying for it ever since!

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