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Thursday, 5 May 2011

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A diamond studded necklace with a red ruby inlay which was given to Kendra Wilkinson by Hugh Hefner.

LOS ANGELES - Former Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson, who was recently eliminated from Dancing With The Stars, was extremely thrilled to reveal that she has been asked to appear in the next Twilight Saga movie.

Wilkinson who is 25, pointed out that she will be appearing on American Idol during the shows "Movie Dance Songs Tribute."

She said that her AI partner Louis Van Amstel and her will be dancing to the song "Singing In The Rain."

Kendra confided to TV ClickerWorld's Hoopla Diddly that she and Louis were asked off-the-record, by a highly placed show executive, if they could inject some suggestively risque moves into their dance number to help boost the shows ratings.

The producers of the two highly rated shows this year started a cross-show contestant exchange. Last week American Idol castoff Pia Toscano performed on Dancing With The Stars as her boyfriend Mark Ballas and pro dancer Karina Smirnoff danced in front of her.

When Pia was asked if she was jealous at the fact that twice during their dance number Mark had put his hands on Karina's knockers.

Toscano smiled and said that it did not bother her in the least since Karina was, after all wearing a bra.

Wilkinson was then asked by Miss Diddly if the rumors about her appearing in a future Playboy Magazine layout were true.

Kendra blushed. She took a sip of her Sangria Wine and said that she cannot reveal the details as of yet due to the 'non-detail revealing clause' which she signed at the Playboy mansion this past Wednesday.

Meanwhile The Hasbeen Toy Company is reporting that the sales of its scantily-clad Kendra Wilkinson Anatomically Correct Playboy Playmate Action Figure Doll have gone up by 600 percent since she was eliminated from Dancing With The Stars.

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