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Thursday, 5 May 2011

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Jackson behind the wheel in the 500-mile getaway?

Los Angeles - "They took the US for a ride," an LA FagHagSlagMag editorial commented today amid reports about the trio's 9/11 getaway from New York.

A rival celebwatch site had earlier claimed Jackson was behind the wheel of a Cadillac Seville ferrying Taylor and Brando from New York just hours after the Taleban struck.

"Seriously, Michael Jackson the driving farce behind this tantalising trifecta?

"Time for a major exhumation at Glendale to see what else's buried in those vaults."

The 9/11 great getaway story claims the stars hired a car and drove 500 miles west to Columbus, Ohio stopping off only to graze at fast food outlets.

The three notorious boozers/stoners had been totally dependent most of their lives on posses of chauffeurs, bodyguards and fleets of bomb-proofed limos.

Their CIA files remain classified for at least another 50 years.

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