HOLLYWOOD - The sensuously erotic woman who called herself just a plain old tomboy at heart was the sixth contestant to be sent home on this years edition of Dancing With The Stars.
Kendra Wilkinson, 25, a former Playboy playmate literally danced her ass off but sad to say the viewer votes were just not there. And that is probably because Kendra's fans, guys between the ages of 18 and 80 usually do not vote.
Wilkinson, a native of San Diego, first gained notoriety when she became one of Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner's three girlfriends. The other two were Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt.
She said that it was a lot of fun being one of Hef's three girlfriends and that they did everything together. They went shopping for lingerie in Beverly Hills, they went bungee jumping in Pomona, and hunting for woodpeckers in West Hollywood.
Kendra who really is a down home type of girl remarked to the shows co-host Tom Bergeron that being on Dancing With The Stars really helped boost her marriage in the bedroom department.
Bergeron asked how so. Kendra said that dancing the cha cha cha, the mambo, the quick step, the salsa, and the paso doble all really helped to tighten her pubic region muscles.
Tom blushed and asked "Really?"
Kendra said that her husband Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett was so thrilled with Kendra's new found happy valley 'tightness' that after the fourth week of the show being on the air he wrote out a check for $2,000 to Kendra's professional dance partner Louis Van Amstel.
When Baskett was asked if he did not mind that Van Amstel at times would grab Kendra's butt after they had finished practicing he laughed and said that he did not mind at all since Louis is after all gay.
He added that on two different occasions he had even caught Bruno "The Gaytalian" fondling Kendra's butt but again it did not bother him since Bruno also rides sidesaddle.
Hank then got a stern look on his face and said that if the British judge Len "The Crotchety Grouch" Goodman, who is not gay had grabbed Kendra's tush then he (Hank) would have instantly have had to break both of his English elbows.