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Wednesday, 4 May 2011

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A close up of Star Jones. (Photo courtesy of Rush Limbaugh).

LOS ANGELES - Celebrity Apprentice contestant Star Jones talks a mean game when fellow contestant and teammate NeNe Leaks isn't around.

Jones recently confided to The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that Leaks, who appears in the reality show The Real Housewives of Atlanta is nothing but a poor black girl who is uneducated, unrefined, and unintelligible.

Cashew Vixenheimer of 5T asked if there was anything nice that she cared to say about Leaks. Jones licked her ample lips and replied that NeNe is such a big, strong woman that she might just hire her to be her bodyguard.

She then caught herself and stated that it would not work due to the fact of NeNe being an animal and all.

When word got back to NeNe "The Big Mama" Leaks she exploded. She punched her hand with her fist and said that first chance she gets she is going to bite 'da bitch.'

And NeNe mentioned that this time "Big Mouth" Jones who is one of the biggest back stabbers in recent memory isn't going to be able to hide behind her white boss Donald Trump's silly jive ass looking hairdo.

Cashew Vixenheimer of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune will stay on top of the story and bring you any further details on the Jones-Leaks Feud as they become available.

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