Florida - SuBo aka Susan Boyle was spotted by paparazzi in SoBe aka South Beach (Miami), drinking Sobe aka.... well, it doesn't have an aka, it's Sobe. So, why was the unstable yet strangely mesmerizing frump SuBo hanging out among the beautiful people of SoBe?
According to her publicist, she jetted in for the weekend to soak up some sand, surf and lots of Sobe to heal her parched throat after 75 whirlwind appearances in NoHo aka North Hollywood, CA, USA.
"I very much enjoyed NoHo, but I miss my dead mum, and Scotland and God. Also, I got bloody mad at the snooty airline attendant on the plane flying out here, she looked at me oddly. I just need rest. "
SiCow aka Simon Cowell, one of SuBo's biggest fans, was also spotted in SoBe strutting around in his trademark 20 sizes too small Tee-shirt chatting with Lady GaGa as she rehearsed for a show in town. Gaga, SuBo and SiCow all had a marvelous dinner later in the evening where SiCow got hammered on a MaiTai. Laughing his smirky laugh he said, "I should have been sensible and drunk only Sobe like SuBo and stayed sober."
After departing SoBe, SuBo plans to do a whirlwind tour of SoHo in NYC aka New York City.