WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin, who still insists that she will be the GOP presidential candidate in 2012, called a press conference in front of her Wasilla home, Casa Moscow.
Palin, was reportedly furious and fit to be tied, after reading in the supermarket tabloid Say What that nude photos of her had been found underneath Osama Bin Laden's bed in a Dutchmasters cigar box.
The woman who literally has more nicknames than Charlie Sheen said that although she has not personally seen the naked photographs she did speak to a reporter for GOPicky Magazine identified as Tabitha Tula Wishywater.
TT, as her editor PP (Pandora Pittfickle) calls her said that she had seen 7 of the 29 photos and the woman in the photo looks more like Tina Fey that Sarah Palin.
Wishywater added that she does not know if Sarah Palin has a tiny star shaped mole on her labia majora, but the woman in the photo most definitely does.
Ms. Wishywater asked Mrs. Palin if she had such a mole. Palin turned red and replied that she did not feel comfortable having to answer nasty questions having anything to do with her crotch region.
She wanted it clearly understood that she was not by any stretch of the imagination admitting that she had such a mole located on such a personally intimate location, but that she just did not want to set a precedent about talking about her netherland region.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: And yes, "Shotgun" Sarah did in fact refer to her nether region as her netherland region. I guess it's a female geography thing.]