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Tuesday, 3 May 2011

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Top cool dude Johnny Depp was thrilled to share after-work drinks with Rolling Stone Keith Richards during the shooting of Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.

Johnny reports that after a long day's filming, he and Keef would retire to his trailer to enjoy a drink.

"I'm a wine man and I do like a good glass of red," he tells this week's Radio Times.

"So I would have my glass of wine and Keith would have his usual. I've no idea what his usual is. It looks like nuclear waste and it's a combination only he would know."

But a Stones circle veteran tells us: "I've been on many a session with the great man, and I can tell you that what Johnny is describing is Bovril, the beef extract drink.

"Keef loves it - you can crumble an Oxo cube into a cup of boiling water at a pinch, but he does prefer Bovril."

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