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Tuesday, 3 May 2011

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The world's greatest photographer Picasso Mandolin will be photographing the Middleton sisters, Kate and Pippa.

CHICAGO - Emma Jo Friscatti, the editor of PlayGuy Magazine which is one of the most widely read men's magazines in the world, has proudly announced that she has signed England's Middleton sisters Kate and Pippa to appear in her magazine.

Ms. Friscatti stated that she had been trying to get the two sisters to appear in her magazine even before Prince William had asked Kate to be his wife.

And although Kate had readily agreed, Pippa still had some doubts since she felt that one of her knockers was a wee bit larger than the other.

Ms. Friscatti said that she agreed to meet with Pippa in New York City and discuss her apprehension.

And Friscatti could tell right away after meeting her that Pippa was in fact very shy about the fact that her left tit was a little bit bigger than her right tit.

But after she showed her a photograph album which included some very famous models, actresses, singers, and wives of sports stars who also had the same affliction she eagerly agreed to appear in the nude layout but she did say that she would only do it on two conditions.

The first was that the naked pictures would have to be taken tastefully. And the second was that she wanted to have the very best photographer in the world take the photos.

Right away Friscatti asked if she was talking about the world renown Picasso Mandolin and Pippa yelled out "Yes! Picasso Mandolin is the man whom I want to photograph me and my sister Kate."

Friscatti told her that it would not be a problem. She immediately texted Mandolin who was in Paris shooting a nude photo shoot with France's 'first lady' Carla Bruni Sarkozy that was going to appear in the French publication Oui, Oui, Le Oui.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Picasso Mandolin was recently named the 'World's Greatest Photographer of The Past Decade.' He beat out two other highly esteemed photographers Tremolo Cheyenne and Paducah Fisk.]

And so the Middleton's will appear in a nude spread tentatively titled, "Women of Royalty Showcasing Their Most Intimate Royal Body Parts."

Picasso Mandolin, the world's highest paid photographer has photographed such well known celebrities as Angelina Jolie, Heidi Klum, and Gisele Bundchen.

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