READING, Pennsylvania - After skirting the issue for several months Kate Gosselin, star of the hit reality show Kate Plus 8, has finally addressed the question of the infamous Sarah Palin nude photos.
Gosselin agreed to speak with LaTuna LaTundra of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune. She talked about the Alaskan trip that she and her eight kids took when they visited the Palin's at their Wasilla home, which "Crosshairs" Palin named, Casa Moscow.
Kate said that the experience was the worst of her entire life. She said that it was even worse than the final months of her marriage to Jon "Mr. 3 Inches" Gosselin.
She pointed out that it was freezing cold, it was wet, the wind was blowing like hell, and on top of all of that she had run out of pantiliners.
Gosselin also pointed out that she did not like the fact that all of the Palin daughters cuss like Washington state lumberjacks, especially nine-year-old Piper who says "friggin this" and "freakin that" almost as many times per day as her mother says "ya know," "golly gee willakers," and "you betcha."
Kate added that she did not like the fact that little "Miss Snowflake" aka Sarah got all bent out of shape when six-year-old Aaden Jonathan Gosselin accidentally pulled the tongue out of the Palin's living room bear skin rug.
She said that Saracuda started hollering that she had shot the damn son-of-a-bitch bear on her birthday back in 2001, and now a little punk brat had abused it by removing its tongue.
Gosselin went up to Aaden Jonathan and took the tongue out of his hand. She then went up to Palin and threw it on her camouflage pajamas lap and told her to find a damn needle and thread and sew the effen tongue back into Smokey's mofoing mouth.
All of the Gosselin kids started laughing and giving each other high fives as they hollered out "Way ta go mom!" Even nine-year-old Piper got into the merriment and got in on the high five action which of course did not sit too well with "Mama Grizzly" Palin.
LaTundra asked Gosselin about the reported nude photos that she had allegedly taken one night of Sarah Palin while "Snow Plow" was showering.
Gosselin giggled and turned a little pinkish. She then whispered to LaTundra that she had taken all of the nude photos and burned them in her outdoor grill back in March.