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Sunday, 1 May 2011

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Devastated White Man Dumped By Kim

CalabasASS, CA - In earth-shattering news coming out of Tinsel Town, Kim Kardashian, one of the three whorish sister stars of the reality show, "Keeping Up With The Kardashians", was seen dating an actual white man last night at Club Mango in North Hollywood.

Upon exiting the club where the light was better, she realized to her horror that he was not black and immediately dumped him on the spot.

"OMG! Khloe told me he was black! It was hella dark in that club, so I thought he was! OMG! But I should have known something was wrong when he didn't know any hip hop or rap, and he just wasn't cool. Like, I am so embarrassed by this!"

The white man in question, Mike Weenie, was said to be devastated and confused. "I thought for a minute there I actually had a chance with Kim. But I should have known better. I'm white. I'm just the wrong color. Oh well. "

Kim Kardashian vowed never to let her punkass sis Khloe set her up on another punkass date.

"Ima get her, she better watch her back!"

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