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Sunday, 1 May 2011

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He deserves a break today

The quick brown fox resigned today in protest and said that he has no intention of jumping over any more lazy dogs.

From his home in the woods behind Farmer Brown's chicken coop, Barney J. Fox said "I've been doing this for over 75 years without a break. Every time I want to retire, some school starts up a new typing class and there I go again."

"They seem to think that the only sentence which contains all 26 letters of the alphabet is the one about me jumping over the lazy dogs. Why can't they have my lazing by a pool somewhere and jumping Megan Fox? That's more my idea of a good time!"

"They could also let me retire and bring Redd Foxx back from the dead and have him jumping up and down at Aunt Esther. I'm sure that his family would like to have him back."

The lazy dogs could not be reached for comment as they were taking a nap.

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