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Sunday, 1 May 2011

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Pippa shown above says that she has received calls from President Obama, Oprah Winfrey, and Lindsay Lohan.

LONDON - Pippa Middleton has just become the most famous maid of honor in the history of weddings.

This according to Birmingham Cribworthy of The Bees Knees News Agency. He stated that over 2 billion people watched the Royal Wedding world wide and today the name Pippa Middleton has been uttered more times than the names Simon Cowell, President Obama, Colonel Gadhafi, Chicharito, Vanessa Hudgens, Pixie Lott, and Kobe Bryant combined.

Cribworthy said that he heard from a very reliable source that just in greater London alone 47 of the 71 baby girls that were born during the Royal Wedding were named after Kate Middleton's sister Pippa.

He also noted that Iceland has just named their brand new state-of-the-art icebreaker the IS Pippa.

And reports are that a brand new pancake restaurant in Corpus Christi, Texas has just been named Pippa's Palace of Pancakes in her honor.

But perhaps the most interesting fact in all of this is that the former lead singer with Culture Club Boy George reportedly told his pedicurist Ling Ling Pang Bang that if he was into girls that he would love to put it to Pippa in the worst way.

Ling Ling Pang Bang who speaks very little English asked Boy G. what he meant by the worst way.

Boy George, whose real name is George Alan O'Dowd started giggling so much that Ling Ling was having a hard time doing his toenails and she actually ended up having to basically slap the sh*t out of him to get him to stop giggling so that she could finish with his pedicure.

The Bees Knees has noted that Pippa Middleton has become so famous that word is that she may soon end up getting her own star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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